Free pie with purchase of anal beads.

I totally had a dream last night that I stopped along a magical river for free pie becuase the ice has grass in it so it was like a TON of blackberry and raspberry pie and it was free...so I stopped at this mom and pop shack where the woman stuffed me with pie and i wandered up into the woods and found out it was a big sex shop spread out with a pie cover up... hmmmm